The BELEED Sign
24 × 13.5 in master art. Prints crisply up to about 18 in wide; Letter/A4 landscape works great for a hand-held sign. Tape it up a little crooked. Ted would.
Free Downloads: Printable BELEED Sign (Believe Sign Parody) & Button
Print it, tape it, bleed on it. Everything's free, forever, no sign-up.
The Dead Lasso Button
Made for 3 in / 75 mm button presses. No press? Print it, cut the circle, and pin it on with a safety pin. Undead-proof.
Two-minute zombie Ted
- Moustache. Visor. Windbreaker zipped right to the chin.
- Grey-green face, dark eyes, a little fake blood at the corner of the smile. Keep the smile.
- Pin the button. Carry the sign. Say "brains" like it's a compliment.
Send to a friend who needs brains
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Rate the Dead
Is zombie Ted a keeper, or should we put him back in the ground? One vote per brain.
Now spread it. The undead can't share links themselves — no fine motor skills.
Show Us Your Dead Lasso
Zombie Ted, undead Coach Beard, a ghoulish whole gaffer staff? We want to see it.
Post your costume photos with both tags. Got a zombie one-liner to go with it? Add #DeadLassoisms. Biscuits optional. Brains encouraged.
Dead Lassoisms
Well howdy, neighbor. Ol’ Ted’s been dead a spell, but he ain’t lost his way with words. Got a folksy zombie one-liner rattlin’ round your skull? Share your own Dead Lassoism with the world.
#DeadLassoisms
“Gonna eat more brains than Joey Chestnut has apple pie at the Tacoma county fair.”
Post this →“I’m hungrier than a tick at a dog show, and y’all are lookin’ like the buffet.”
Post this →“Be a goldfish. Ten-second memory, eternal appetite.”
Post this →“Rigor mortis is just your body tellin’ you to hold that stance, coach.”
Post this →“My mama’s biscuits could raise the dead. Turns out, so could I.”
Post this →“I don’t need a pep talk. I need a frontal lobe, extra crispy.”
Post this →“Takin’ it one shamble at a time. That’s the whole playbook.”
Post this →“I still BELEED in you. Mostly the squishy part behind your eyes.”
Post this →
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Spread the Infection
Be a goldfish. Share it with one friend, then forget you did and share it again.
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